Liberals have made our society ridiculous.
Employing their fanatical preoccupation with safety, liberals have piled truckloads of ridiculous regulations and safety measures onto our every day lives.
Who wants to live in a society like this?
Just as no one in China wanted to wear, much less get caught dead in, a Mao suit, no one in America wants to live a life under these excessive and burdensome safety measures.
This is not to say that a certain amount of safety is not good; what it is saying is that too much safety is bad.
Liberals do not comprehend this. For them there is no limit on safety. The more the better. Full steam ahead.
What did Thomas Jefferson say? We should do no more good than the public can bear. This is a lesson lost on liberals.
Currently in my medical office the state has required that we place these ridiculous contraptions on to the outlets where our vaccine refrigerators plug into the wall. Apparently some genius felt that there was a one in ten million chance that the plug would become accidentally disconnected thus spoiling the vaccines.
In my entire life I have never accidentally disconnected the cord from the back of a refrigerator principally because the width of my body is greater than three inches. Nor have I ever heard an anecdotal report of such an occurrence. No friend of mine in fifty-five years of consciousness has come up to me in a casual conversation and said, “Gee, Archer, I accidentally disconnected the cord from the back of my refrigerator and spoiled a month’s worth of food.”
I have a movie in my mind of happy government liberals sitting around cheerfully passing resolutions of safety. “Wouldn’t this be a good idea? Wouldn’t that be a good idea? Why don’t we institute this ridiculous requirement? Why don’t we institute that ridiculous idea? The universe might collapse back to the singularity. Shouldn’t we require Doctor Crosley to have a contingency plan in place in his office should that happen?” All the liberals giggle like chipmunks and say, “Yes, that would be a good idea. Good idea, Marty.”
As stated previously, who wants to live in a society like this?